The other day I was surfing the internet and I found something that was quite hilarious. On Yahoo.com's home page, they listed "Most Emailed Odd News". I couldn't resist so I clicked on some of the links to read the random reports.
There was one article stating "Ore. man loses earlobe in fight over parking spot." hahaha. Apparently two roomates went at it after one guy parked in a parking spot that the other guy normally parked in. How silly. The brawl ended when one man bit off the other's earlobe. Geez we've got another Mike Tyson on our hands.
Another article read "Man hoping to get fired allegedly trashes eatery". So a man totally trashed (throwing brownies and cookies on the floor,threw pots and pans around, then went into a storage area and threw boxes of hot sauce on the floor) a Qdoba restaurant that he worked for. The man said that "he was trying to get fired and couldn't collect unemployment if he simply quit." This guy got to do something I am sure we have all wanted to do at some point at our job.
This next one made me want to barf. The title of the article was "Woman's record-length fingernails broken in crash.". It's not the title that makes you want to barf, it's the picture of this woman's fingernails and how long they are. She held the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails until she lost them in a car crash. She was fine, but the nails will forever remain in our hearts. hahaha yea right! Those things were 28 feet long! Yikes!
Anyways if you click on any of the article titles you can find more odd headlines linked on those pages. I honestly got a kick out of them. It's kind of nice to read about silly stuff in the news every once in a while.
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